Sunday, February 22, 2009

My Open - Source Love cum Offer Letter

Candidate ID: A/78/20C
22 February 2009



Dearest Miss ________
(Please fill in d blank with your name if u r beautiful else leave it for sum1 else)


I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you . I love your cute smile, your magical eyes, and the sound of your voice.You mean the world to me.
So I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

The medium of your initial reporting will be my Mobile No.. On your acceptance, you are
expected to enter into an agreement, which details the scope, terms and conditions of our relationship, and the obligation to be with me.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months.On successful completion of the probation, your relationship with me will stand confirmed for lifetime.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us . Later, based on your attitude, I might take up a larger share of the expenses

Welcome to my Life. I wish you a long, rewarding and fulfilling relationship and look forward to your joining with me. I promise to always love you and always hold you in my heart.


Thanking you

Yours sincerely,

Rajat P. Singh
(waiting in desperation)

P.S. :: . I request you to kindly respond within 15 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Candidate Id bhi assign krte ho ??

Beta Rp Singh , har jagah dimaag laga dete ho tm [:)]

iss letter se khi try kar , agar accpt ho jaye toh mjhe bta dena . Mai bhi yhi frwrd kar dunga. [:P]

Anubhav Baweja said...

nice work man...
thoda contact details to mention kar detee!

GamingWithAwesome said...

Best "Application" for the selection of a girlfriend.....
LOL

ANKUR said...

hahaha...hilarious man !!
good work!!